Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
The Hunt
A guy tells his wife that she has three choices. She can either go...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...