The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?A wicker basket...
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...