A new statue for the bedroom
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life…
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her...
The Y-Zero-K Problem
The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius:...
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
Doing the Dishes
A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson. One dayhe has...