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How many mimes?
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Remembering Anniversary
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Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
If Microsoft made toasters…
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A Woman’s Random Thoughts
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A little boy and his dad are standing in line…
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store...