Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
Married Men’s Magazine
Did you hear about the new men’s magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It’s...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
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‘Please cheese me’!
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