3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
Whats the difference between pink and purple?
Whats the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy…
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the...
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
Others Before Me?
The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up...
GOD will save me
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to...
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...