What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
3 Blonde Shorties!
A blonde says to a brunette, ”Excuse me, but each time I sip my...
Bad News 2
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The...
Question and answer animal jokes
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This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...
Rita Rudner’s Facts About Men
A man in the house is worth two in the street. – Mae WestGive...
A New York Lawyer
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...