Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
What’s in a name anyway.
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami....
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
Who is doing the work around here?
|The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing,...
Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...