Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told...
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
Wooden Airfield
An enemy decoy, built in occupied Holland, led to a tale that hasbeen told...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...
Frog on the head
A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his...
Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...
A little boy was excited about his first day at school…
A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact,...