Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
Blonde quickies 221-230
221. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who...
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
Application rejections
|Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for your...