Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Kidnappers caught him
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Seventeenth Chapter
A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week....
Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
Marketing that Makes Sense
Finally, a definition of Marketing that makes sense….You see a gorgeous girl at a...
Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...