Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile...
Drivers Identity by Location
How to identify where a driver is from…One hand on wheel, one hand on...
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Protestant to Catholic conversion.
A protestant moved into a completely Catholic community. Being good Catholics they welcomed him...
Redneck on a Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.8....
What’s in a name anyway.
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami....