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At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...
What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook?
What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ?100 way to wok your...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...