A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
Sudanese government
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
Cat jokes 01
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...