Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
This woman goes into a dentist’s office…
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
What\\\’s O. J. Simpson\\\’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.