Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Economists in parades
|There is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union.After...
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
Driving Violations
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!