The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
A dentis appointment
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits....
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
Sudanese government
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What happens if you put a blonde up side down?
Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?A: A brunette with...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...