What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
End of the World Reports
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE’RE...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?Because it does not need...
The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...