Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
My Granny\’s Better!
Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther?...
Two Corpuscles
Did you hear about the two blood corpuscles named Romeo and Juliet?They loved in...
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...
Coincidences of Bill Gates
The real name of “the” Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.Nowadays he is...