Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
Marriage Quotes 3
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage…
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of...
Is that your final answer?
A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, “I...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...