Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
News war
Serbian official press agency claimed today that Serbian forces shot down two F-117 Planes...
Foreplay
After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out...
Typical jewish mother
My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They...
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?Let everyone go first!
Angering the Irishman
|Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the...
Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...