Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
Redneck Morals
The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny...
A story behind a gun
|Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
Free meat
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a...