WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
The three wise men are out for a stroll when…
The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a...
Psych 101
A professor of a Freshman Psychology course had a class of 400 students. His...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...