The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
Corporate lingo list
|Here’s a little clarification of corporate lingo. COMPETITIVE SALARY:We remain competitive by paying less...
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
The Preacher and the Taxi Driver.
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
5 Good Reasons Not To…
5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1. You’re bald your entire life.2. You...
TOP TEN PROPOSED NEW DOMAINS
TOP TEN PROPOSED NEW DOMAINSEarlier this week, Gregory Nemitz and a handful of space...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!