Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment…
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises....
At The Pearly Gates
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
The Lady with no legs or arms.
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...