Two Nuns
There were two nuns…One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the...
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road…
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....