Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
Baseball in Heaven?
|Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.Their...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
A man went to the police station wishing to speak…
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
The transfer
The boss of a large company says to his protege : ” I’m transferring...
Pregnant Mystery
A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his...