Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
The Hunter
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding...
Life of an Egg
So you think your life is bad…Just think how bad the life of an...
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Write and Wrong
A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice...
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...