The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
The Train
A few days ago, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to...
St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day…
An Australian joke…St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Blondes and the painter.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard I
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard INever walk down the hall without a document...