Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Money from Minsk
The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes...
Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...
Current Charges
Do you suppose that it occurs to the power company that they are making...
imigration test
You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to...
After a Tonsilectomy?
After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed...
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets…
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
A small misunderstanding
A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper...