Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...
A cowboy walked into a barber shop…
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said,...
Marriage Quotes 3
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in...
Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...