Before Viagra
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...
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One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she...
Amish meet The Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by...
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
Will Rogers On Men
How could Will Rogers say, “I never met a man I didn’t like”?He never...
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
Texan farmer travels
|A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie...
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...
The Big Jump
Q….OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...