Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
The subway car was packed…
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to...
A seal visits a local bar
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...
A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...
Husband Looks Bad
The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man’s wife....
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...