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Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
Bad Jokes
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Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
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The Man’s Point System!
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A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
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The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up...
Men Have Two Faults
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