Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the...
You’ve changed my mind
|Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
He’ Boss
If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around...
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
A wish for Christmas
A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...