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I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
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How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
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Finding a Chinese Jew
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How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
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An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
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What was the first thing your husband said to you…
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke...