Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Gas Station
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso...
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
Blowing Chunks!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the...
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend…
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?To stop the snoring before...