The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
You could feed them a lot faster
|There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm,...
What is so great about being a dick?
What’s so great about being a dick ? 1) You’ve got a head with...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
Redneck Morals
The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny...
Chinese and Spielberg
A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.