Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...
Humor relating to Iraq
The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
Colombian computer joke
Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer...
10 Signs Your Amish Teen’s In Trouble
10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.9. In his sock drawer, you...