Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
A Call for More Scientific Truth in Product Warning Labels
A Call for More Scientific Truth in Product Warning Labels by Susan Hewitt and...
Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door…
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to...
8 things women won’t say
8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...