In a perfect world…
*25 Things a Wife would say in a “perfect world!*1) I’ll swallow it all…I...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years…
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Why was the moth so unpopular?
|Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
Bad News…
A man has to leave the country on business and he entrusts with his...
He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...