Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
You’ve got mail
|A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage…
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a...
Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...