OLD NEVER DIES 15
|OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just...
Name That Capital
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
Signs and notices 09
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in an...
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
A Blonde At Sea!
A depressed young blonde was so desperate that she decided to end her life...
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...