Farm jokes 02
|What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
The Australian liberal party announced today…
The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause...
Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...