Things You Never Use
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...
Retractions by the NY Times in 1998
The Top 13 Retractions Printed by the NY Times in 199813 “Correction: The cookie...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Mens Endowments
God created Adam and informed him that he had given him a brain and...
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer…
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...