19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
The young playboy took a blind date to an…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusementpark. They went for a...
Country Name
The kindergarten teacher was showing her class an encyclopedia page picturing several national flags....
Letter from Daughter to Parents
Letter from Daughter to Parents Dear Mother and Dad:It has now been three months...
Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag
Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag One day the little rascals were sitting...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Check Him Out
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country...