Eternal Marriage
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple...
You can now eat your own plate
|Taipei, Taiwan (AP) – Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal...
Two blondes were walking down the street…
Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
What is the oldest profession?
|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to...
Polish Burial At Sea
Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at seawhen...
Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour...
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...