Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
Quotes from stupid 02
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “That race was all...
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad…
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
Two men were walking through the woods when…
Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the...