Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land…
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was...
Impressing the others
|A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He’d...
chameleon’s motto
|What is a chameleon’s motto?A change is as good as a rest!
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny…
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
Constipation problem
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!