Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
The Smashed Kitty!
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
Mafia Job
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all...
New Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his...
Men Exercise On the Beach
How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
Bengals
Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get...