What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
Sid and Barney play golf
Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are...
Bad News 4
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell...
Question answer 06
|What lights up a football stadium?A football match! If you have a referee in...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
Historic Custer battle
|The following are supposedly true headlines that have appeared in papers during the war.Some...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.